A
little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three
cans and took them to the check out
counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm
sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot
of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up
her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat
food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of
dog food.
Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we
cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people
buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog
food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog
food.
The next day she brought in a box with a
hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to
stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a
snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there
was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box
and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That
smells like crap."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to
buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Don't mess
with old people
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