Pretty much what the title says. I like to do experiments, all in the quest for knowledge and good old fun. I will share some of them, post a few stories and maybe relate some past experiences, some of them could even possibly be true. I'll do my best not to put any boring crap up here. Feel free to comment. Ask questions. I got answers.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Don't Mess With Old People
little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three
cans and took them to the check out
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm
sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot
of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up
her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of
Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we
cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people
buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog
food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog
The next day she brought in a box with a
hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to
stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a
snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there
was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box
and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That
smells like crap."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to
buy three rolls of toilet paper."