drinking a cold beer after getting off work at the local chicken plant.
One guy says, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday night and
make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't rightly know about kin, but it would make