Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Redneck Philosophers

Two good ol' boys in a trailer park were sitting around one evening  
drinking a cold beer after getting off work at the local chicken plant.
One guy says, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday night and 
make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and  had a baby, would that make us kin?"  
The  second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,  and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.   
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't rightly know about kin, but it would make 
us even.”

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