Sunday, January 15, 2012

Let's do a grape experiment

Let's do an experiment, shall we?  Yes but of course, but what sort of experiment can we do?  Well, how about a little experiment with grapes?  Sound good?  I thought so.

This is just a simple little thing that anyone can do.  Everyone can do it.  There is no age limit, you are not limited by whatever sex you may be or may not be, you are limited only by the amount of fresh produce available in your area.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.  Mongolian Eskimos are forbidden from participating in this certain experiment.  Don't ask me why, something involving their religion or something.

OK, here's what you do.  First, you must procure some Grapes.  Buy them, steal them, borrow them, dig them out of the dumpster or whatever, but you must have some Grapes.  They are essential for this experiment.  I used green ones.

See?  I told you they were green.


Anyway, it doesn't really matter how many Grapes you have but most likely you will want to do this more than once.  Take your grape and slice it nearly in half, leaving only one tiny sliver of skin holding the two halves together.  Something kind of like this.

Here are three Grapes sliced nearly in half.  Note the thin piece of skin still connecting them.

Next you take one of your Grapes, put it into the microwave and turn it on.  Then you merely have to wait a few seconds until the fireworks begin.


See?  These are the fireworks I was speaking of.  They do not last very long.

Next you take the grape out, dispose of it and repeat the process with a fresh grape.  The fun is long lasting, limited only by the number of Grapes in your possession and whatever stage of grown up-ness you happen to be in at this point of your life.


Observations and conclusions:

One.  Grapes are good for more than just eating or throwing.
Two.  There's lots of fun to be had in the kitchen.
Three.  Fresh Grapes seemed to work better than Grapes that have been in the refrigerator for a week or three.
Four.  Your microwave grape experiment will last longer and be more enjoyable if the owner of the microwave does not catch you in the act.  For best results do it when they're gone.
Five.  It's fun to do experiments
Six.  It's even more fun to do experiments involving fire

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